so i slept on a park bench last night...no hobo
You smell like a Billy Joel song
He managed to light the Jello on fire...
We are taking shots for every green Lon-Capa box we get for the homework.
You NEED to fuck him he's a doctor with one leg. Are you kidding me right now. This will definitely make the list. Plus he buys all of us drinks.
i was laying in her brothers bed, in his old room. and i kept getting the chills. i didn't know if it was a draft or the ghosts of BJ's past.
At one point, the guy you were fucking high-fived with the guy I was fucking. We should hang out with them again?
It was like being fucked by the god of thunder, he gained power from the storm. I took a Plan B because I don't think regular birth control will stop Thor's sperm.
Mixed review. I fucked her in the river, but then we were assaulted by ducks.
On our way there. Drinking my beer out of a coffee pot. Cuz it's my bday
I was woken up in my old house by the new residents ... I don't even have a Key anymore
If I could sit on this toilet forever I would totally do that right now
The cops came, and I made friends with him. He wants me to babysit his kids.
I got so drunk I thought my tennis court was a corn field so I laid in it and ate pizza
Played Gay Bar on the jukebox and pissed off the Republicans here. Best day before birthday ever.
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