If I had a nickel for every time somebody called me a bad person I would have enough money to check into rehab
I hope my theory books are in my locker, but if not, I guess I can always share with you.
Who said I want to share with you?
You've sucked my dick, I'm pretty sure you don't care if I look at your theory book.
you know that saying beer then liquer makes you sicker, it should be beer then pickles makes you throw up alot, everywhere.
she was laying naked in the stream looking for "ribbays", which is apparently drunk for frogs.
He needs to realize that there's a big difference between "I love you" and "I love your dick"
just passed out again, this time at a subway. On a positive not they gave me a free sandwich, pretty sure out pity but at this point i don't care
Well, as a member of the greater american southwest gay community I just have to mark this as a total loss and you will be missed.
there are teeth marks in the soap. why are there teeth marks in the soap.
I forgot to tell you, wear something you can puke on Saturday. We're christening this marriage with a shot of jager. NOT KIDDING.
Any chance you used one if the curtain rods in the fireplace room as a sword? One is missing
He just said his penis sings like Mariah Carey...Im going with drunken.
make that a herd of moose. they will be my moose minions
Wait do you remember that guy last night asking to use my nose ring to open his beer.......
and it's like......my shirt is off and he's talking about quidditch. why.
I sleep better at night when I win things. I never really weep for others.
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