very cute, but more "I wanna put you in my pocket and keep you as a pet" and less "please bang me" type of cute.
Jack off faster Americas best dance crew is beyonce themed
So. Camera broke because I tried to wash it under the sink, kristi had to take me home and I woke up to my computer showing me that I googled how t take more than one shot at a time. I'd say the night was a success.
nothing like a negative hiv test and a bag of condoms to brighten my day.
she both took care of me and took advantage of me. it was BEAUTIFUL.
I did the crab walk everywhere because I was drunk enough that it was easier than standing up.
Yeah. It's a great diet plan tho. Just have sex every time you get hungry.
He wants me to hook up with his fiance while he watches. Text you later with how it goes.
Is it rude to ask for an autograph after giving him a blowjob in their hotel's hot tub?
I just ate 6 cheeseburgers with some homeless guy. Pretty epic.
Now I can't unsee my hot boss's under-boobs. Monday will be awkward.
Pics or STFU
Wait.....I ate a raw potato lastnight.
Brb crying the tears of my youth
Just dropped the most perfectly rolled joint into the toilet I just finished taking a shit in, hadn't even had time to flush, 5 second rule?
No!
They have one of those claw machines here... with a dildo in it...
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