Hahahhahaha! Oooh get it! Ugh I am so dead but if I go to the lib whuich I will hopefully b havung sex instead, ill hit u up
just thought you should know that she got home at about 6am.... totally wasted. she was locked out and when i finally came to the door she was on a patio across the street with some random making hotdogs on somebodys elses bbq.
Don't interrupt me, I have a limited time to be high and thus be remarkably good at Pac Man
dude. FULL moustache. it was like getting head from Tom Selleck
you drank a bottle of vodka and then while throwing up in my toilet you kept reminding me our hs reunion was in 2 yrs and it was time to start getting thin again anyway
he said it was like fucking a big sack of slut potatoes
You may have graduated college on time, but my 6th year ass gets to see awesome tits every day just for showing up.
Her vagina felt like a fur coat. It was weird at first but I kinda liked it
You have like just as much sex as me and I have a brand new bf. That does not add up. That is not right.
Archery is over so let's go back to not giving a fuck for the next 3 years and 11 months
She needs to go. She is like the Yoko Ono of our group.
He was peeing on the back wall of a building. He would have been okay if the building hadn't been a police station.
I sat on the bathroom floor yelling "hell hath no fury!" for about 20 minutes.
It's definitely revenge time.
Drunk assassins creed leads to explaining to my father that "it was only a steak knife in the arm"
I wonder if Paul and Andy realize how lucky that they are that we're too lazy to start fucking other dudes so we just stick with them
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