her vagina looked like a handful of raisins.
i was so high i thought his mole came off and was flying around
I seriously need 2 stop fake jacking off in peoples faces at work...the I.T. Guy just showed me the security surveillance tapes.
Yeah, I have to wait a few months then take a sample in, I asked the doctor if the sample could be wiped off my wife's back...i told her he said face only.
six shots in, he is hammered and doing stretches before each shot
My stomach is making the worst sounds, probably because there is nothing but semen in it.
Is it bad to go up to the security desk and ask them for the name of the guy I signed in last night? I have absolutley no clue
she just punched a dude and called him a peasant for not drinking fast enough in flip cup.
Do you know anything about the Easter basket sitting on my doorstep filled with porn and peeps?
How many times can I tell him that I wasn't expecting sex before he finally figures out that I'm just too lazy to shave?
But fine, we can play that game. You can come over and we can have totally platonic, long, boring discussions. Or we can fuck. Whatever.
And I just want to be like your tongue is not a FUCKING sword
put something nutritious in your body. AND NOT JUST THAT JOINT.
she opened a can of olives, drained the juice and poured ranch dressing in. oh and 'croutons' (saltines) on top...
Your friend gave me you're number. I was the guy locked behind the book shelf.
I think you have the wrong number, but I hope you escaped your library-prison?
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