omg, I know. It's so embarrassing that we've both had his penis in parts of our bodies
Hey a mouth doesn't really count. A vagina counts more.
Yes someone did see you carrying a beer bong on the side of coastal highway
I think his parents are learning english from the phrases I shout during sex.
It's like there testing me. My dad kept handing me margaritas and saying "you can take it"
There I was staring at a teeny weeny black one and a huge white one. It was like an episode of Myth Busters
CONGRATS VODKA, YOU WON RHIS TIME..
Its like "fucckkkkk yooouuuuuu" is echoing up my esophagus
tequila?
yep
I will never in my life forget you letting the cat lick your tongue
He tied me to the bed, fucked me and left me tied up until he proved to his room mates that he actually fucked me. But other than that, best sex ever!
Peeling duct tape off of my dick is definitely one of the stranger sensations that I've experienced.
Nothing says Merry Christmas like gifting a bottle of rum and finishing it yourself then leaning over at the dinner table to puke it back up.
Its like he woke the dragon, and the dragon is hungry for a good dick.
Well I can't go home with anyone tonight bc I stuffed my bra
Strip clubs just aren't as fun when a man tries to drunkenly grind on you.
I can guarantee he will smoke me out and I won't feel bad about it because he gets to touch my butt.
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