I only want to know people that are dynamic intelligent and totally insane
We were having sex on the balcony and this guy walked by, so drunkily i said "dont move, he cant see us if we dont move."
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
I legit just said "vaginal access denied" then told him his password hint was "tequila shots"
Did u see the proverb she left as a comment on my picture?
Hungover in church. I can feel stained glass Jesus judging me.
I'm about to be a GTA V widow, he could at least throw me a bone. Literally.
Kellie accidentally ran into the car with two teenagers making out. made a big thud. there was a loud scream and she was gone...haven't seen her since
For what it's worth, I didn't think that hitting you with a crowbar as hard as I did would break your arm like that. You should drink more milk.
I don't think this guy is worth it unless he's a skilled sexual amigo
I am stoned, not wearing a bra, and a woman. There is no way in fuck I am getting on a fucking bus.
Haha never eat brownies from a guy with batman pajamas
You gave me the best orgasm of my life. I'm buying you a house
Tell me why i have 60 matches in 72 hours on tinder. Can i sell my tinder account like people used to sell their myspace pages and tumblrs when they had a lot of followers? Is that a thing?
i just woke up, first off why is there pineapple everywhere and who's underwear is on my ceiling fan ?
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