I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
Want to have sex later?
This feels like a trap
It must have been true love
I don't call true love eating a bag of doritos and then going down on each other
I have my period so I felt bad and blew him with cash cab in the background. I wanted to yell out the answers but my mouth was full.
Last night was so much fun. i kept trying to lick everyone
So excited for tonight I might actually pee my pants BEFORE I get blackout
well at that point we were just fucking to keep warm.
This is why i like single justin better. my only regret is not being present for more of his short life. may he rest in peace
Yea. I feel great. My life is great. My job isn't as shitty. And my daddy loves me. I love strip clubs. Great self esteem boost.
For a man with no legs he was surprisingly good at doggy style.
I don't know whether to high-five you or stage an intervention.
I'm never going to adult. I'm staying a child. The only thing related to adult that I want to do is you.
Can I drink yet?
It's Monday morning.
Your point?
I just turned down a booty call because I'm having a Star Wars movie marathon
They call you PBJ boy because you were trying to seduce me with pieces of a peanut butter and jelly sandwich. Successfully might I add.
If I have put a neon “vacancy” sign on my skirt for him to get the picture I will.
Randomize