I wish there was an iPhone app to help you with your shitty personality.
shes wearing a jean skirt, its frayed. i got this
FUCK TREES I CLIMB BUOYS MOTHERFUCKER
STOP listening to that song
im too high. i could barely wash my hair, let alone handle a whole shower
apparently 20 random guys watched the process of me being carried on a mattress through the dorms
is election day enough of a holiday to justify getting fucked up on a tuesday?
I'm pretty sure we put the facepaint on during whippets
Walk-of-shaming home in that dress you got arrested in. Six guys called out your name when I walked past. I've never been more proud of us.
I woke up to the sound of gentle rain, only to realize I was laying under a urine trough in the men's restroom. Fuck you, bourbon. Fuck you.
Would "deck the halls with penises " be an appropriate event title? I know peni is the plural but flow of the tongue as well
Lets trade lives
And i will lay in bed and piss all over everywhere, drink whiskey and have sex with married bears
I wanna go back to school and change my major to psych just to make a case study out of her
No, it's like a legit blood drive. It's not just her out in some parking lot with needles and ziplock bags
Who put my cat in the fridge?
How early is too early to start day drinking? Asking for a friend
About five minutes ago. You’re good now.
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