Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
There is nothing scarier than watching yourself breathe in the mirror while on shrooms.
This is breast cancer awareness month... The least we can do is give a stripper some singles.
Explain it like you would if you were talking to a 5 yo
Wait no, like you would to a stoned high school freshman.
Cute boy and deffffff wearing a HS shirt. I am getting too old to be inaccurate.
James is trying to butt-heads with a moose. I don't know whether I should stop him or just sit back and watch where this goes.
If you really loved me, you'd support my weed habit.
As the person who squeezed you out of my vagina, the answer is no.
There's times when I just want to bottle my farts for later they're so insane.
It can't be Friday yet, in still getting friend requests of people I don't remember from last weekend
Your shirt... Was in my pants
Because talking after sexting is equivalent to cuddling after sex
You're emotionally mature, right? I said you were.
I have at least four things in my line of sight that have Kermit the Frog on them in my dorm. Does that answer your question?
His PENIS is so fucking big that I always use caps, out of respect.
i had to call him over, it was my last chance at getting some tonight
HE HAS A RESTRAINING ORDER AGAINST U!!!
it expires tomorrow
All I can taste is Pickle Juice and Cocaine.
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