i just turned barefoot contessa into a drinking game. everytime she uses a knife butter or salt i drink.
Taking jello shots out of a big bowl from a measuring spoon. holla atcha boy.
we just pregamed for our presentation... gotta love group bonding
I love how you are more concerned with what i call my penis than the fact i wanna bone some high school chicks
He posted on my wall. Idk if I'm ready for that big of a commitment.
God you people are gross. Come collect your unconscious friend.
I believe nudity is frowned upon at that establishment
Wait also totally unrelated but can horses sit down?
I just tried to picture one and I don't think they can cause I can't envision it
He broke into my house just to tell me the door was locked.
Is it too early to start pregaming for St. Patty's?
I don't know his last name, but he's in phone as Pat the conqueror.
I'm trying to be all porn star and he's making it all The Notebook
I knew there was a problem when things got heated and instead of rushing home I offered to get bagels instead
My bookbag can hold 30+ beers. They shoulda put that on the tag bc its a big selling point
Hot fire fighters installing my closet. Don't know how to go about this. Gonna nonchalantly take my shirt off and see what happens..
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