chatroulette drinking game turned into a foursome.
I trust that you have thought of something completely illegal for us to do this weekend.
So... on the count of three, we are going to forget last night ever happened... 1...2...3
Thanks in advance for a great weekend. Sorry your roommates are going to hate you after I leave. They need to loosen up anyways.
The chips are stabbing my teeth, and I can feel the muscle under my mouth contracting.
Seriously, she had fingers that made me thank a god I don't even believe in that I'm gay.
Yeah. I woke up in an awkward three way spoon with him and his sister. Tequila!
When you wake up to a porn star on your couch telling you, you better tell your boyfriend about last night.
Did he hurt you? I have a crowbar I can beat his sorry ass with
I'm officially disproving the fact that a hoe never gets cold bc this hoe is COLD.
Just ate 2 pieces of pizza in the shower.. New low or fuckin brilliant??
i could only love him more if he was covered in glitter.
I'm "drunk text both siblings" drunk.
I s2g I’m about to get ghosted by a 34 yr old and my Oedipus complex cannot take it
The bouncers found you passed out on the toilet. They tried to move you but you refused and repeatedly shouted that you wanted to go out like Elvis.
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