Your fb status are always so intriguing.. Often make me picture you naked
The guy in front of me in lecture is using a fifth of smirnoff as a water bottle.
Nevermind, it's not water.
i have a $600 bill for my ER visit in which they did nothing but suggest to me that i am an alcoholic.
this bucketlist has just become an excuse for me to be slutty, and i'm not even ashamed
he aplogized for the shitty sex and called me "ma'am" when he did it. And he wants redemption sex. Gah I love southern gentlemen.
I just sat through a State Farm mortgage Insurance commercial to watch a Trick Daddy video. Is this the target audience they are going for here?
come on down! you are the next contestant on the night is drunk!
That girl from the bar sent me a text saying that she wants to wear my cock as a hat. A cock hat. Is that good or bad?
And I told him that even though were not together, if he has sex with anyone I would have sex with someone else, video tape it and send it to him.
Don't mind me. My boyfriend is carrying me because I'm broken not because I'm drunk.
It's not even 9:30 yet..
Ok she stopped using her fork and knife and is legit eating that steak using her hands.
Well, I guess you are not meant to have this fucking picture of an adorable baby duck.
There were containers of weed in the piñata. How much more Colorado does it get
They had like literally all the dildos. It looked like a seance for dick. I left the apartment and haven't been back.
he offered to let me fuck his brother , of course im marrying him
Randomize
