remind me next year to leave the 19 year old girl at home when you're going to pride. total cock block
At the hair cuttery. A father here with his daughter just answered his phone "ken's whorehouse"...Now I remember why I used to pay more for haircuts.
she's got that wholesome 16 and pregnant look.
i really wish i had a remote for my computer. its all the way on my bed while im across the hall puking my brains out to enya. not cool.
i chipped my tooth tryin to cut thru her pantyhose. that stuff is bulletproof.
There's a pair of socks on the bar. No-one's questioned this.
Then you ran outside and said you were gonna give the snowman a blowjob
We're like a dynamic duo.
Bisexual and Proud, Lesbian and Loud.
Then again, he has huge mansions.
*manboobs.
Best ethics paper a stoner could write. I called my professor Dr. Superfly Arandia. And I'm pretty sure I used "respect the hustle" somewhere in there too.
Went to bed in my room fully clothed, woke up naked in the kitchen with the dog looking unamused.
You are a genius and a whore.
Basically we had a threesome in one room and a fivesome in the next room. Its what I like to call a win win situation.
Last time I went to flagstaff I threw up in my beard. I would very much like to recreate that moment.
DO IT!
Just because you got dumped by some loser doeant mean you need Jesus. It just means you need better friends and some booze
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