I am so gay it hurts my loins. Going to see She's Just Not That Into You... again. Ohhh my goodness.
I think I saw a glimmer of recognition, but she must not have been able to make me out through all of her whorishness.
When health care reform is passed, I'm throwing a kegger
You are the reason we need health care reform
Remind me to tell you the "if you give a mouse a special brownie" story when you get back
Well regardless of which drugs we choose to do tonight until four in the morning, we are having a wii bowling championship. So choose carefully.
So on how many levels of wrong is it that I'm reconsidering my divorce simply because I don't want to go through getting used to shitting around someone again.
yeah a little bit of me felt bad about it. But the rest of me was having sex with him.
At one point they were sandwiching me, both petting my stomach, mad dogging each other. Then they somehow telepathically decided to both try to pull my pants down. Such nice guys.
Logically he should not be walking around...after that fall he should be in a hospital in a medically induced coma
Some girl woke me up at 1:30 am looking for weed and the next thing I know I'm in a hot tub with 3 girls, 2 40's, and a blunt.
Rome wasn't built in a day - my bedroom skills weren't obtained in some boring monogamous relationship. Same thing. Right?
Do you know how close I got to throwing him over the edge of the canyon?
He walked into the bar with a pillow and put his head down...nuff said
Apparently I was carrying around a bottle of listerine calling it 5 loco
holy shit! you were walking down a hill and just happened to be passing a trash can like 4 ft away and projectile vomited over a fence into the trash can. kept walking and drank a beer.
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