I wasn't excited about it either, but if I was going to have her take a load on her face, role playing as some french dude is the least I could do
just walked into the room and her sister said loudly, "do him, or I will."
Its as if he has to do the exact opposite of what I tell him. Don't come in my eye, pfshh it's in my eye. Don't come on the cat, pfshh it's on the cat.
He wore homemade jorts on our first date. I'm not sure if I should leave now or embrace the white trash lust and marry him
Then I realized I was alone sitting on the bathroom floor brushing my teeth at 2am laughing to myself.
I'll still trying to understand the context of your "punch her with my cock" comment.
I mean, yeah, she was cheating on me but I've been fucking her brother. My secret relationship trumps her secret relationship.
I'm just crazy horny about you
Hey do you have any hot friends that would settle for less?
I'm pretty sure my roommate is moving out because her cat likes me better
he called me 'mate' and i had to remind him that you dont call people mate who continously make your dick hard
If there was a gecko involved in your BDSM I'm gonna have to request that not happen when we live together ;)
I got caught throwing up in my daughters princess potty... On the bright side it played a rewarding tune afterwards.
I just want to say that I've always loved you and you are my best friend ever
You gave that creepy guy my number, didn't you? You really need to learn how to just say no, not interested.
We need a signal or code word for "I basically shaved my whole body and we should touch each other tonight".
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