Seeya bye Latvian government! Whammy!
two more shots til everyone in this club gets to see my cesarean scars.
you made wolf sounds and yelled "team me" the entire movie
I wish I could save this moment forever and have sex with it regularly. Its just tht beautiful.
You never go ass to mouth. That's quite possibly the most important rule Paramedic school has taught me.
She tags her boyfriend in all of her pictures on her heart...
Someone in a vagina costume on campus.
The timing couldn't have been better if I planned it. His mom walked away, I vomited in their mulch, and then his mom came back and offered me bread.
I don't care. I'll text you about my butthole whenever I please. That's what you signed up for in this relationship.
Chill out, I'm getting ready as fast as I can. I didn't even masturbate in the shower.
Stoned in a petco on a Saturday. I figured out that ferrets can eat themselves out. Just picture it. Never leaving.
Get in your clown car, pick up everyone you know, and head to the park. drunk Sledding grand prix tonight. winner takes home the leftover beer
Omg he has a washer and dryer IN his apartment and lots of back up toilet paper. I went home with an adult. My uterus is pumping out eggs beyond my control.
Why can't I come over and snuggle you and make you lick my boots
Well, at some point in her life every girl has to decide how much weird she's willing to tolerate for hot tall banker cock
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