Uggggg i want to leave and get bombed over baghdad
They have to be talking about me. I never heard that statement until I was born.
You say "I'm in class" like it matters... I'm getting a little tired of having to smoke by myself at 4:20 because you're in class.
I need someone to get my backpack from the bar before class tomorrow. I have to give my students their papers back.
He has horses apparently. I wonder if we could fuck while riding a horse or if that's too dangerous.
she puked ON me while she was on top, worst holiday hookup ever
Just applied for assistance with paying my hospital bill from my alcohol poisoning at age 16 while still a little drunk from last night. What is my life.
Circle of life?
Our conversation concluded a weekly schedule of casual sex in between classes.
I hooked up with a guy that had a beard last night felt like I was building a fucken log cabin
This is like the first time all week I've properly taken my birth control. My ovaries are so stoked I just know it.
Whatever, ill dance on the bar at applebees, don't try and act like you're above it.
Our relationship revolved around Taylor Swift albums. It's no wonder it ended so fast
So I have now fucked both my roommates...This is why I can’t live with men.
I've seen too many naked penises for this to be a normal Monday morning
My boyfriend's mom is the manager of Wendy's. The same one I took a pregnancy test in.
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