I assume you are not resopnding because you are having sex thus i give you a text message high five
I feel that the whole multiple orgasm thing is god's way of saying "sorry for the childbirth deal"
this kid in class is playing minesweeper and just slammed the desk because he lost. thank god were normal.
She said "Lay the fuck down and ill show you how its done. Ill get us both off." I did. And she did. Best words ever said before sex.
Just kicked a guy in his penis in order to win a dance contest on Bourbon....desperate.
I Think it is all interconnected. Emma caused most of the nakedness
got extra credit for showing up to class before a holiday. it hit me 5 minutes later that she meant easter....
Can you explain to me why I woke up with my hands tied to the hotel bed with the phone cord???
When u wake up, don't be alarmed by the passed out mariachi band, they're cool. Muchos gracias
im drinking tequila tonight so will you babysit my bra?
Apparently i asked the cab driver how much the ride was going to cost, (he said about $25) then i offered him 50 to let me drive the cab...
Tomorrow I need you to slap me in the face. I'll explain then
no its a draw, weve been through this, when were keeping score on getting laid i get a plus 1 handicap each week because of your British accent! its only fair!
I'm covered in jizz and the toll booth lady knew it
Its like Gods punishment for wanting to party
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