im stripping for him via video chat, but the sound is turned off cause his students are taking a test
the sex was "jacking off to playboy" bad.
i almost got kicked out of the rave because i was trying to get in on some couple's makeout sessions
we were pretty classy up until the second keg
his Mom's staying with him so he asked if I'd go over and fuck in his shed. he said "it's a really nice shed"
I woke up with a random mailbox in my room with a note that said "this should probably be returned. Happy Thursday!"
Then he complimented me on how excellent I was at breathing through my nose
Seriously. We gorilla glued our hands together. Eating pizza last night was impossible.
I feel as bad as you right now. I'm about to use one girls car to go see another one
Fuck ya. But normally I drove one girls car picking up a different girl while texting another girl lol
A place where it's acceptable to show body parts is not a good place for me to be.
She said she was sober from drugs for a week. All I heard was Kenny Loggins singing Danger Zone.
Drunk me also decided it would be funny to change all the passwords on my computer last night. Now I can't log into anything.
I am pants-free in the living room. This is liberating.
I basically spent the entire weekend in bed with that red head.Every time I tried to leave she got me too horny to think straight. I was kidnapped by vagina
Her mom Is so hot that when she was bending over i just zoned out starin at her ass her dad slapped me on the back an said let me tell you son everything you see here is mine and you had better realize i felt like simba
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