she says it's "been amazing lately"
i think basically because i hate her so much i'm trying to break her in half
yeah i just made her a character on oregon trail and i hope she gets dysentry and dies. that'll show her.
My mom said I should get that 'not fucking anybody' problem fixed.
Making and watching you take a mixed shot with vodka, chocolate syrup, tobasco sauce, cranberry juice, and sundried tomato juice wasnt the highlite of my night. Hearing you puking from downstairs was.
apparently the bartender would rather give me free shots than tell me that my whole nipple piercing was hanging out
I would think I was a stalker too if I wasn't myself
You threw an open can of pop at me while I was lying on the floor babbling and drooling about how I need to be alone forever, me and my leaking face.
My mind's like "He's a sexist pig" but my uterus is like "YOU SHALL BEAR HIM STRONG CHILDREN"
If the ex isent in town and im crying under a table somewhere because of it can we go to a drag show or something
Thursday is not a good day to become a felon... It's bingo night
On a happier note, I can fit in my old shorts. Dope does have its perks
Guess who has two thumbs and broke her boyfriends dick?
A to Z: fucking your way through the alphabet
It'll be a kids book
So.. I was kinda upset i got the bad fuck out of the situation
I dont even remember what i was saying but just one minute i was crying and the next i was showing u my genitals
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