I told her at least we still had each other. That's when she started crying.
we did anal to Party In The USA and he busted to Firefies .. felt like we were fucking in a middle school dance
States back in the final four. Now our sunday night drinking has purpose. Sparty on baby.
i have now been nicknamed the screamer on the first, third, fourth, & six floor by all the ra's. only two more floors to go before i cover the entire dorm.
BTW send me your address and size of condoms you wish your lover was-- "if you build it, they will come"
i found out she really is a mensa member
so she was the smartest passed out on the floor hair encrusted in vomit girl at the party
I can't tell if my bong is gender-neutral or not
I had sex while you were puking this morning and I'm sorry. Kind of.
It's ok. I had sex while you were drunk crying last night. We're even.
He just didn't want his drunk dick pulled out of his windbreaker at the family party
I didn't rip your fishnets, WE ripped your fishnets.
I had a sex dream about Fox Mulder, and the Royals just won the World Series. My life is complete.
I can show you the world. Shining, splimbering vaginaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
handcuff keys just fell out of my bra....wtf happened last night?
hey if my parents say thanks for the meatballs just go with it ill explain later
It was just another case of she fell in love I fell asleep.
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