Vegas for my brothers bachelor party. Just landed and I have a boner. I'm giggly and teary eyed I'm so excited.
i just wish he would text me so i could ignore his text and show him how little i care anymore
If Jon and Kate can get divorced...how hard can it be for me?
Yeah i mean there's 3 guys fighting over me. It would just be bitchy of me not to get with at least 1.
I saw the video from Saturday. So, how much did I drink for me to think I was a duck and strip my clothes?
No, he attached a coozie to his crutches so he can carry his beer around the party.
Walking back from greek row alone at 3:30am in a child's kangaroo suit...not my proudest moment
Now that we both have boys can we make up games that objectify them as sex toys?
I woke up to 76 pages of e's, r's, d's, and f's from when I fell asleep for 3 hours on my laptop keyboard trying to write that paper.
Thats alot of pressure.
Just on your vagina. BTW I'm passing your house.
That makes sense.. A good Bj is a trump card in any argument
I forgot to lock the door last night. I woke up cuz a guy opened my bedroom door, asked me who I was and where he was. And there was another guy standing in the living room asking me if I knew what apartment "Travis" lives in.
I had to ask her to let go of my cock this morning so I could go home. She just kept saying "no, please, no..."
While I was giving him head he told me he had to go door to door the next day and "spread the word of Jesus Christ" I felt like a Disney villain out to steal his virtue.
Interlocking vagina powers go!!'
Oh god, your drunk again aren't you?
Randomize
