and those juicy C cups turned out to be oddly-shaped A's when her padded bra came off.
Just finished my law exam. Questions 4-18 seemed to pertain specifically to things we've done this semester.
I hope he's okay, but I also hope he shows up with an eyepatch
It's the first day of summer. It's not a race it's a marathon. Pace yourself
Theres a picture of me with cut up clothes rolling in the policeman's lawn, I missed you, summer.
You should try cooking mac & cheese naked sometime. It's quite relaxing.
The sign say "Kereoke" strip bar. 5 more beers and ill be ready to rumble.
He pointed at me, then leaned in and said "shes the best at blow jobs" then chris fist pumped him and said "dude, I know"
The house hit rave levels when La Bamba came on which confuses me because I live in white suburban Canada
PARA BAILAR LA BAMBA ASSHOLES
I make him buy me all the extremely expensive high end Mac cosmetics I desire. Wear it then let him cum on my face. I am fucking glamorous.
And he's back on taking these stupid testosterone supplements to kickstart him back into working out. And they just make him angry and horny all the time. I'm like great, just in time to meet my whole family for Christmas.
Sorry about the nipples in that snapchat. It was meant for the Australian.
I just did my taxes to sober up, I'm THAT hungover
My dog and I just went outside to pee together.
Dude, she was there with her husband and I was there with my wife. Of course we banged in the bathroom.
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