Is there some kind of disinfectant spray people use? Why would anyone want to eat ass??
absolutely not. he will always be that kid that threw up a ham and cheese sandwich in fourth grade to me.
Let's put it this way, it's 9am and that box of wine looks like the cure
A good ear swabbing is more orgasmic than sex with him
Also, just saw a kid in a gorilla costume being questioned by a boardwalk cop. I love ocean city.
want the rest of his teeth to fall out while he slowly dies alone. Pretty sure I'm to the anger phase.
There's going to be a pool, lightsabers and alcohol. What could go wrong?!
When he pulls out of you and farts and says ahh I wanted to do that for the past 30 mins ....you rethink the next drunken hook up
ASS. GYMANSTICS. OLYMPICS. NOW!!!
I'll answer your question with a question: Are you gonna be too high?
I wish on days I started my period Chipotle would come to my house with a burrito bar ... Then give me a chocolate cake and a large beer.
You have more time for sex than anyone I know.
Would it be irresponsible to use my tax refund for a boob job?
Yes. Highly encouraged though.
As a gentleman whose genital hole is relatively small, you could imagine my reaction
we bonded over knowing every word to freaky gurl by gucci mane so it’s kinda starting to make sense why I gave him head in his cul de sac
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