People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
Nope, Im Irish and pissed with some drunk mixed in...therefore punching things is the best solution to every problem.
his internet history is a lot of porn, how to make a hovercraft and side-effects of jacking off too much
My boogers are black from last night. So that's either from all the colored hairspray or inhaling all of the tragedy from the party...
we ate a 40 pack of string cheese and watched an entire washing machine cycle.
For future reference, when you see people who look like Rosie O'donell, do not tell them they look like Rosie O'donell.
I don't want to talk about her cat for two hours only to dry hump till I'm blistered. Not worth it.
So my bf wanted to cum on my face and I let him. Afterwards I wiped some off, wiped it across his forehead and said, "The king has returned".
exactly. I want him to have to live with the fact that he fucked me. I want him to look me in the eye and say "you were a drunken mistake".
Please brint me miilk. I am on the floor but my door is open. Thank you, i appreciate u verry much.
He drives a tundra! Of course I fucked him. Im just saying eventually im going to need help moving and he has a nice truck. Its like thank you for later on
i woke up on the third floor, naked in a closet.
He took a shit in my shoe. A part of me is livid and a part of me is impressed because that’s some real evil genius.
It's official, I'm not staying in tonight
What caused that decision?
You only live once
Thank god you don't know my other address I'm safe for now
Awww you know you would like it if I found u
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