Can we talk about the cons of throwing up in the bathtub. there are no pros.
I got it! After our exam we take shots for every question we skipped!!!
I don't wanna die...
I really wish you were half the slut you're sister was in college
Your cum is still running out of me. I pity the next person that tries these jeans on....
Amazing. Super drunk. We stole a street sign in a golf cart and went around jousting trash cans all night.
Chill out, I'm getting ready as fast as I can. I didn't even masturbate in the shower.
I think that thing where I have 2 boyfriends is happening again
So I've been in more fights on one leg than I've had on two.
Apparently, acid is a good substitute for cash if you don't have any! Who knew?
please come back they are interrogating me about masturbation
I just want some dick and chicken fingers please advise
Playing Cards Against Humanity with my relatives at Christmas while I'm stoned was a bad idea...
Im just an angry damaged little elf who wanders around and tries to find drugs.
I am available for nakedness
In theory, it seemed like it would work.
Randomize