covered in glitter, my cheek hurts, and theres a handprint on my face. Would i do it again. Absolutly
It was laundry day and I was wearing last xmas undies. he took one look and went...you's a ho, ho, ho. my response you ask? for less dough, dough, dough. I'm a slut.
with a sacreligious after taste.
My spanish teacher discovered you can watch spanish music videos on youtube. Guess what were doing in class today? Michael Scott Spanish 101
this whole healthcare thing got me thinking.. without knowing it my parents are now going to be paying for my dealer to be able to live..
I'm so used to throwing up its no longer a game of hanging over the toilet. Now it's just 'stand up, aim for the toilet, do my thing' then walk out
Hey on the reals though tomorrow if i take you out to lunch as just a friend will you also suck my cock as just a friend?
I didn't think it was possible, but that girl next door is even louder when drunk.
It's been decided..lingerie is an investment. You get free breakfast and cab rides out of it.
Second night back. Go to house party and played ring of fire. Me plus five other people completely naked. College wins.. It's going to be a long semester
Update: That guy is no longer in the restroom, so he's probably not dead.
I know how vodka works Grace. I'm drunk, not stupid.
No one wanted to hang out so vodka and I are hanging out
Playing Cards Against Humanity with my relatives at Christmas while I'm stoned was a bad idea...
A log hopped out of the fireplace and caught the carpet on fire. Good summary of this election if you ask me.
We got cut off at a bar at 4pm. We aren't human
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