She rubs her butt on the bed & then she growls..
Chipotle chips and wine for breakfast. Its def game day
the only thing coherent you said from what i saw of you is when you were throwing up, i asked if you were done and you just "uh huh you know what it is"
Prepare for tons of dick. I mean dick by the bucket loads. Waterfalls if cock.
I honestly don't think it will ever get topped. Unless a real female cop arrests me, then fucks me. That's it.
He showed up at my apartment drunk with a telescope wanting me to look at the "blown up star" in -24 degree weather, claiming "it's in the name if science"
Is it too early in the day to ask a nipple-related question?
Do you think it would be a margarita if you just out tequila in a sonic slush?
That was when I yelled "Wisconsin powers activate!" and took off sprinting across the ice
We are making a pool on how long he stays sober this time you want in?
We were drunk waiting for tacos and I gave him a handy in the back of the Uber while giving the driver relationship advice. I think I'm handling the whole grad school thing alright.
No I did a yoga dvd and hit my ex up via email for some pot in exchange for his mail.
Let's get drunk and take out your tonsils tonight
Etiquette question... How do you tell your mother that her nipple is out in her fb profile picture?
If you left your bike out in front, I just watched some dude steal it.
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