playing new game: drink everytime u see someone at the beach with a tramp stamp, double if u guess it before u see it, triple for male tramp stamps
warning: blackouts possible when playing in ocean city or anywhere in new jersey
We all have a cross to bear. Yours just happens to be attracting gay men.
Mother fucker. I'm a 30J now. I'm fucking speechless
please don't text me until you can spell three letter words again.
He has until sunday, then my legs are officially closed to him
we're stoned watching those roller coaster simulators w our hands up screaming on our couch
Made a pan flute out of the varyingly empty beer bottles on the table. Played a glorious tune that paid tribute to the winds.
The only thing stopping me from having sex with you in my parents jacuzzi bathtub is the knowledge that they've already had that idea themselves
who started the 'put a scrunchy' around his balls' game?
How do you say "thats kinda illegal" in thai?
I wish I had a picture of me and ron helping that stripper lick her own vagina
high moment I think I just reached personal nirvana
Nothing more awkward that being butt ass naked in a guys bed and his ex wife shows up with his kid....
I peed in front of kids, unfortunately
This past week everybody of fb either got rings or semen. All I got was Covid.
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