do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
I think I just sold my virginity for plane tickets
He made me a "booty call of the year" award.
I'm thinking about wearing a strap-on just to freak him out the next time he pulls my pants off.
BTW rolling him off the couch and onto that tarp was pure genius. He definitely pissed himself last night.
Only you could successfully troll for dick at a Hillel bake sale.
I think your husband is breaking up with me...
I'm not sure how long my penis is exactly, but I will tell you it resembles a bendy straw
You know for a guy who frequently jumps into stuff without thinking it through, your can do spirit is lacking on this one
There needs to be a greeting card for "I miss having sex and smoking weed with you."
i just want things to go smoothly
oh they won't lmao
My disney ticket is covered in lube, do you think they will accept it?
I should be in a better mood, I just went home and had a quickie on my lunch break.
I had a sandwich.
I just saw a woman give her infant whiskey tits. About ten minutes ago she was doing shots, and now she's breast feeding. Whiskey. Tits.
Dick is dick. I’m not turning it down because he’s younger than me. Covid has been a real cockblock and I’m a woman with needs
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