ARI BLEW A 2.0 HAHAHAHAHAHHAHH THESE COPS ARE SO COOL!!!!
you told him to eat candy out of your ear instead of your vagina because you had your period. never. drink. AGAIN.
He had rug burn on his nose from my landing strip
So my retainer doesn't fit, so i'm getting drunk so i can put it back in. Alone.
You would...
You and Eric are like slutty bowling balls, and that poor family are the pins. They won't know what hit em.
strike, motherfucker.
true friends will drive 3 hours to come smoke a couple blunts with you on the bridge where your car broke down
Bathroom attendant appreciated that hug I have him as a tip. Fucking BROKE these days.
Now back to adults eating hotdogs.
I woke up on top of his counter next to a pot of boiling water and an empty package of ramen... what happened to the ramen, we will never know.
Is it wrong i wouldn't sleep with him because his boxers said #1 dad all over them?
We watched playoff games and fucked so we could both see the TV. I've now found true love.
I really need to stop sending pussy pics if I'm going to be running for state representative in November
He and his ex stood there talking about going to get Chinese food while I was half naked searching for my panties
you walked 30 min all the way back to the dorms at 2am?
i was more bummed that i dropped all my skittles.
It wasn't my fault.
You let her suck your neck. Yes it was your fault.
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