Who wants to bang the sort of girl you can get with Axe body spray??
he just tried to convince me that tylenol is a gateway drug
He poured the shots. We did them together. I cheersd him out of the shower
Your texting shows a blood alcohol level of .12
I just want to have sex and eat oreos. and then take body shots. like everyday.
Thanks, girl! That means a lot. I can't wait to share my jail stories with you over salad and cupcakes.
At least your night didn't end with three cops seeing your ass and you sitting on the ground in a wig throwing your shoes at people
ARE YOU SAYING THAT YOU DON'T WANT TO GO TO A PARTY AT AN ADULT STORE WHERE A BUNCH OF HOT GIRLS ARE DRINKING
exhale infront of a fan. self shotgun.
If I died tonight, I'd be content knowing you were the last person to see my boobs.
Stay positive! You think people like sad vaginas? NO! You'll get some!
Also, you fell asleep with you hand on and around my cock last night.
It stopped being casual for me when I waxed my vagina for you
Just got my LSAT score...if you need me I'll be drunk in a ditch somewhere.
I just watched two birds fight or fuck. It was crazy. Another bird was watching closer and I know that bird understood what was happening better than me.
Randomize
