Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
You weren't lying about those ceramics students giving the best hand jobs.
The girl in the white might have stds. I'm strangely okay with this.
the fact that i fell through a skylight is the least humiliating part of the night
I can hear her blowing you man. All I hear is her saying 'yeah' over and over again.
I'll be there. With Doritos and whisky. Don't expect much more.
Are you drunk? Because I am and if you're not, this may be very awkward in the morning
Thats for me to know and you to find out.
Oh btw I learned how to say "my penis is a flamethrower" in German. Tonights gonna be fun
All I want to do on Facebook today is comment on people I knew in high schools profile pictures and tell them how much uglier they are now.
I think girls have an advantage in chugging contests. We know how to just open our throats.
And now you know why we call him Three-Balls Brad
After we finished having sex, he drunkenly tried to hugh five me, farted, then accused me of stealing his socks.
Definitely woke up.this morning to a random girls head in my toilet and her mom knocking on my door.
come pick your gf up from my house. she's sitting in the fridge and hissing at the cat to let her eat the potatoes. btw i dont have a cat
Its not something you can force it it just has to happen like a rainbow or pooping
Randomize
