just woke up and he was jacking off in the corner.. am i being punked?
Would we rather be in rehab with the drug addicts or the girls with low self esteem?
Tomorrow will not be complet unless someone eats me out. Just sayin
Her vagina smelled like pancake batter. That's all you need to know.
Are you around on Saturday? Feeling a trip over
Wet with either fear or sexual excitement
I think a mixture of both is appropriate
I came in and I guess my parents didn't hear me. My dad just said "Don't be lazy, RIDE IT." to my mom. Never coming home again.
The most humiliating part was that I farted while he was tasing me.
I have stickers all over my boobs and a lump the size of china on my forehead. today has not been good.
I'm that daughter that had to send her mother "DON'T GET SHITFACED" & yes, in ALL CAPS.
Yeah I either headbutted a street sign while texting or I defended you two from an evil gang of nazi muggers. I was black out so I am gonna assume it was option b.
Tonight was a total waste of a shaved vagina
all i remember is arguing with the chick that yahoo was better than google
all you were doing was yelling YAHOOOOO in her face
so i won
Never let the horse trainer ride you, always ride the horse trainer. I have huge bruises on my thighs from his hip bones. That's how hard he rode me
when i saw him today i think my vagina did the equivalent of a stomach growl... its been to long
You know that we wouldn’t even be talking about all this if you would have kept your candy consumption judgement comments to yourself.
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