yeah she is the one who tells people i beat girls.. which ironically make me want to punch her in the face
Its not drinking alone if you got Tiger on the Wii.
Just woke up naked in my storage cubby and some one rearragned my whole room?
no jk, not my room
Well for starters i'm drinking vodka out of a bell pepper.
There's an amish chick decked out in amish clothes on a cell phone staring at me.
i'm in his bathroom *freshening up* and he not only has a hairdryer... but a straightener. get me out of here... NOW
this kid at 40 friday greeted another kid by saying "heeey farmville neighbor"
dude.
yep. needless to say i didn't meet anyone and spent yet another friday night masturbating.
she was giving me head and that cheryl crow 'youre favorite mistake' song came on. she looks up and all i could do was nod
Somewhere at this very moment, a group of drunk white girls are singing dont stop believing.
Need to stop getting stoned with this chick, I keep waking up covered in pizza sauce
hahaha lucky. I'm fishing with some dude I just met when I woke up next to the mohawk river
There's just something about a dollar tree pregnancy test that screams THIS WASNT PLANNED!
candyland with pharmaceuticals ... what could go wrong
Stephen I'm in a lecture and the lecturer just said 'you can CHOOSE to put something in your mouth and swallow it" i'm the only one here who burst out laughing, this is awkward. Thought you'd appreciate it.
They'll never let you practice medicine.
I need to you to send me drugs via FedEx
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