so she asking me "is it okay to have dangling labias?"
how am i supposed to spank it to a shakira video when she looks like she is doing the robot?
You'd think with all the porn he watches he'd be a little better at this...
you didnt remember my name all night. you kept referring to me as "the blonde with the fat ass"
your cum blends into my yellow sheets :/
christmas break will be like the 25 days of orgasms
dude they had a "sorry for partying" wall in their house which consisted if all the hospital bills, tickets, detox receipts and court orders they've gotten. The ENTIRE wall was covered.
In case any of you were wondering, kyle is alive. He also intends to do the same thing tommorow night and the night after.Goodnight everyone
She only spoke Russian, but she was so gorgeous it didn't matter
Oh. I think she ate all the cake and took our vodka...still gorgeous.
Crap I still need to get you a wedding gift. I'm just gonna give you a bag full of cash, lube, and condoms. And I'll use furry handcuffs instead of ribbon to tie the gift bag handles together.
she tied the funnel to the fucking ceiling...
I'm smoking a bowl with matches and a candle while my mother washes dishes downstairs. I thought adulthood was supposed to be different.
Seriously, though. As long as it's attached to you and is not a vagina, I will not be disappointed.
Google Maps needs to have a hungover setting. That bitch talks too loud and all I want is breakfast tacos & a bloody fucking mary.
You're a problem for me, dick game too good. In the future when I'm with someone I actually wanna to date, now I'm gonna compare.
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