Sadly no. But I was pantsless when they came to get me. Which made me miss you...
I was eating out this girl yesterday and when I finished, she asked me if I wanted to take any home with me. She was serious, dude!
What does that even mean?
Get out of your relationship and into my pants.
Just watched a guy pause a bluetooth convo to puke outside of esso. gotta love orangeville
Just woke up. My philosophy paper is a play, and my paper for musical theater is about physics. That's some dank shit you sold me
You were telling me to give my phone mouth to mouth so it wouldn't die.. Should i be worried for you?
I found her under my bed eating airplane pretzels.
The liquor store manager told us to drink responsible as we checked out and we laughed to his face. Like we're buying karkov at noon, responsibility is out of the question
We forgot to go back and get the brick YOU WANTED TO BRING INTO THE BAR?
I'm pretty sure I swallowed a whole condom
MAYDAY. glass in foot, have crush on guy with mullet.life is over.
Then that is decided. Fuck away my little bunny rabbit.
Also CANADIAN LIPS TASTE OF MAPLE SYRUP AND APOLOGIES. SORRY.
We are horrible
Yeah but we're also awesome
Made it to the top o the stairs ALIVE YES FUCJ YOU GRAVITY
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