My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
You pointed at his crotch then made a thrusting motion. I think it's safe to say every guy at my college loves you.
you know...the drug dealer i named my baby after.
He wears a hat. All the time. Even during sex. And I'm okay with that.
Was I holding a cat when you saw me? Because that was the height of that party for me.
I have bruises all over from falling so much last night, I even have bruises on my arms from them picking me up off the street.. Oh vodka nights.
Just served breakfast to a bunch of hella drunk kids. They kidnapped the birthday boy for his 21st and he was wearing a disney onesy and bunny ears. They've been drinking since before dawn, why don't we have friends like that?
The door opens out but somehow she managed to kick it in..
you should probably know that there's a naked dude in your window
i wouldn't normally say anything but you seem to not be there
First sunburned tits of the season. And it's only April... I feel like it's going to be a good summer.
I did my walk of shame through a safeway at 8am to get YOUR hangover bagels. You're welcome asshole
Seriously? People are paying $45 for Surge?!? I've seen better one night stand decisions being made then the choices being made on amazon orders of Surge
His sister hates me so I took his virginity on her bed
Taco Bell is better for you than cocaine, I promise.
You think my vibrator will be okay in the dishwasher?
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