is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
Thats cool. we found a cat INSIDE a coke machine.
I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
Just be happy that you're the pretty friend. Otherwise you would have had to walk home alone, like me.
I need to throw up and die. The order doesn't matter. I feel like shit
He goes "hi, free today?" WHEN AM I EVER FREE ON A SATURDAY, I GOT HUNGOVER TO BE AND DRUNK TO GET.
It's like weed even makes my glasses better. Everything is so bright and clear and beautiful!
You kept trying to make people drink "salsa-ritas." But all you did was dump tequila in a half full jar of salsa, and shove it in people's faces while shouting at them.
Dude if I call tonight please answer and just say "NO, dont do it."
BAT SHIT CRAZY
It's you're fault, even though I never called
I just want him to go down on me while I eat a burger. Is that too much to ask?
Your face; I've seen enough of it for today. Go away now please.
I think he fucked my hip out of place.
he's 22 and listens to dad music. if i hear one more modest mouse song i'll never blow him again
I'm not fucking you with a Stormtrooper helmet on!
Pretty sure this radio station is run by a cult. Good thing it's in Spanish, can't brainwash someone who can't understand you.
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