in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
i hope when i become a housewife i'm more of a gretchen and less of a vicky
I tried. Now my legs are bleeding and I cracked my head on the coffee table. Never taking your advice again.
Registered sex offender is the model in class today.... There are too many things wrong with him getting naked in front of a lot of college students.
I want a nosebag of coke after my exam. Like what horses have. Coked up horses. No excuses. I love you.
he definitely had sex before you were fully potty trained.
I'm drunk in a field. the chupacobra is going to eat me. if I die serve vodka at my funeral.
Dude are you being arrested? I swear I just saw you laying on the hood of your car with a cop patting you down...
I'm like still hungover from the quinceanera.
Yeah, great now I will be tampon girl
Just puked in a cup. Poured it out the window.
I love when Facebook suggests people I may know. Well, yeah, I know him. He's my drug dealer. Pretty sure I want to keep that relationship strictly professional.
My nipples are YOUNG and they need TWISTING
I've started recycling nudes. Why should I take new pictures for every single man?
and by running errands I mean eating an entire bag of milanos by myself in the Walmart parking lot
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