i've decided that sluttiness is like a disease, it can lay dormant in you for years and then one day you go to college and with all the booze and drugs and boys and time on your hands symptoms begin to show then one day BAM you're a huge slut. it's like how izzie had skin cancer and it grew into brain cancer.
I got so high that I decided to drive with my knees on the way home. Where am I going in life?
Nowhere
then she made me sanitize my hands before fingering her...i may have found my soulmate
After that we used the in-room hotel coffee pot to warm up some queso. it was brilliant
I'm pretty sure if an eight year old calls you a whore.. it's true. just saying.
I didn't mean to leave you there I just didn't know him well enough to throw up in his bathroom.
Have I told you recently that I love you, if for no other reason than you make my irresponsible substance abuse look tame by comparison?
Yeah its great. Whenever we want a new bowl we hand it to Trevor and he clears it in one hit. Definitely one of the benefits to having a swimmer in your circle.
If you've ever wanted to get filthy in a Catholic church before 2 on a Wednesday, I might be your guy.
The other day I was really high and I felt like my words were coming out of my mouth in flowers...I don't know.
Woke up with a $50 attached to my penis with a rubber band..
Sweet. Tell little Richard to buy us a sack and a pizza.
It's brunch. If you find dick at brunch. You an A+ hoe.
Like I blink, and he's face first in my vagina.
My mom just looked at me and said; "You've been pretty bitchy lately do you need some dick?" WTF has happened to me?
I am attempting to break the habit of calling him daddy.
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