I hope the kids appreciate the fact that I jizzed on her instead of on their slide.
She's coming to town, taking me to a Suns Game, wants Anal, and knows we're not going to date, I imagine this is what heaven is like
I feel so much closer to you now that I heard your poop splash into the toilet.
No need to clean the puke on the driveway. The squirrel is eating it up.
We stuck the straw in the bourbon as a joke, you saw it as a challenge.
nothing worse than walking out of class after 3 hours and having covered exactly zero information
walking out with herpes. that would be worse
I could really do without pictures of your asses in my inbox. That said, I'm extremely jealous that I wasn't involved.
Dude if her licking my face hammered isn't love I don't really want to know what love is.
Thats Poetry
Highlight of the weekend: getting roundhouse kicked in the dick while switching from reverse cowgirl.
So my quick shower turned into a "lay in the shower and let the hot water reign over you because you are too hungover to wash your hair" shower. I'll be there closer to 1:30!
What happened after I vommed in your shirt that I was wearing and threw it out the window on the highway?
I feel like my life just hangs in the balance of "Yeah I'm probably not doing this right"
So...a chick sucked my crank...now her dog is licking my feet. I feel like a pharoh on vacation.
I just bumped into this random I hooked up with a few years ago at Steve's party. Talk about a fingerblast from the past!
I sure hope so...I wonder if he could tell in that email that I'm really good at blow jobs. Hopefully he heard that tone. Any means necessary.
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