I want 2 things right now, you or a cig
cig
I would go down on you faster than GM stock
i hit her car. ill just send her a farmville gift in the morning. then it'll be alright.
Moral of the story: don't get pregs or your chances in the beer league are over
No, we have matured. We've stopped having sex in front if his room mate.
This just became a night full of adventures...and by adventures I mean hitting people with my car
I accidently showed a girl my balls already today. Made me think of you.
It's like I just got slapped in the face with the cock of nostalgia.
He tried to spell out "PROM?" in his cum on my stomach during sex. It was terrible
well did you say yes?
All I remember is dance battling with a man named tom the entire time who kept buying me drinks so id say it was a success
Well I smoked some weird shit and I think I peed on my phone.
Look I'm sorry I stuffed your wife's bouquet toss but I won't have that weak shit in my house.
Long story short I shit on a sidewalk while walking with multiple people. Then sprinted around the streets of Tallahassee in only gym shorts as I tore my toga off and wore it as a cape.
I'm gonna go take a shower so I can cleanly change into my drinking underwear.
You ate all the burritos in sight....I cant take you to mexican restaurants anymore
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