normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
i could't wear that belt anymore, it was gonna make me keep shitting for the rest of the night
It's happening again. I feel like I'm under water and my heart beat matches "Teenage Wasteland"
This could be one of the worst things i've done... The background of her phone is her and her boyfriend.
We're doing kegstands for my 80th Bday, so don't lose that muscle tone.
She trust falled out of a window. It was like that scene from A Little Princess but with a lot more blood.
5am update: in a toga seeing triple made out with both sexes
You didn't act like you were blacked out yesterday...
I didn't know
She insisted on cleaning her room in the dark. 5 minutes in, she forgot what she was doing and started putting shirts on instead of hanging them up.
You have not lived until you've puked on your sequined UGGs in the Rite Aid parking lot while going to buy emergency contraceptives.
So when's a good time this week to show up at your apartment in nothing but a trench coat and a bow? Y'know. Hypothetically.
Had a rough day but my boyfriend made that all better by going down on me while letting me watch Top Gear... I'm buying the engagement ring tomorrow
I woke up next to a box of cheese bread it was super romantic
It's a shame things ended how they did. We were well on our way to transforming from acquaintances with benefits to friends with benefits.
he's drunk and referred to his shoes as foot condoms
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