your horoscope this morning...very interesting...good luck today
Ok seriously, can we bring back badminton?
Just saw the first guy i ever slept with in drag. I can hear my grandfather saying "i knew she was a lesbian" somewhere
He asked me to grab his balls and yell "thats a spicy meat-a-ball" Last time I do requests.
It's a Lindsey's Going to Jail Theme party.
I think the world is coming to an end. Earthquakes, huricanes, floods, and now you say you LOVE him. Im building a shelter and going into hiding.
I liked a picture of him with his pants around his ankles, if that doesn't say I'm into you, I don't know what does.
151 hangover. Need apocalypse.
This Pinterest wedding planning is a good distraction. I'm great at this, my imaginary wedding is beautiful
i will not be out-irished. not this night. if i don't wake up tomorrow handcuffed to a hospital bed, i have failed my ancestors.
I feel like I could get pregnant watching Zac Efron do yard work in this movie
I had to switch to male Siri because I could feel female Siri voice judging me for reading my sexts out loud. Also, the dude voice keeps me in the mood.
Bro, that'd be the third dick I've taken down in the office.
You woke up at like 4 in the morning fell off your bunk bead, yelled at Nic for asking if you were ok, walked to the kitchen, pissed on the keg, and then looked at me and said "Still not worth it" then went back to bed.
thanks for the bj man. also make sure you close the gate behind you. the chickens are out.
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