She was raised with a wonderful home life. I can't do anything with that.
He corrected me on my grammar when I came. Fuck English majors.
Does Vicodin go better with white or red wine?
update: last drink of the night and im naked in my porch hammock. life is good.
Dude, i don't know. I don't remember anything after we started chanting/playing "shot of gin."
All of her cloths were on our coffee table this morning. The only things she left with last night were her shoes and Scott
can we just punch him in the dick and call it a victory for feminism
and then I said "oh, I see the price of Plan B has gone up". and the pharmacist looked at me very sadly. I was just trying to make conversation.
Do you think casino weekend will remind us once again that we in fact are not mature enough to be this old?
You know i love you, but i just cannot fuck you until your eyebrow grows back. It's too hard not to laugh.
you said something about joining a k-pop band before passing out topless on the trampoline.
just walked passed a black light...apparently he DID cum.
You drank the pool water to get rid of your hiccups
Regardless I WANT TO BE YOUR SEX DISPENSARY. that is like the career I was born for.
She's writing hockey erotica again.
Tell her to pick another team besides ours this time.
Randomize
