Well you know what I always say about freshmen.... If you want it, and they've got it... get it.
Do you reaalllllly want to put "porn editor" on your resume?
You have problems? I'm 20 years old and i'm balding
Then we managed to set a grill and all 24lbs of meat on it on fire. I didn't help because I was filled with alcohol and extra flammable.
Thanks for telling my landlord that the poop stain was yours and not my secret dog.
Does having a sippy cup full of wine, at an outlet mall, qualify you as 'having a problem'?
Well that's the first time I've woken up with wet jorts
I still count it as showing your tits. Even though the wall was the only one who saw anything. Your boyfriend was pissed.
I thought my neighbors locked me out of the building. Then I remembered I was drunk. PUSH AND TURN.
what better to celebrate not being pregnant than to eat a bowl full of rum soaked pineapples?
Last night I crashed my housemates tinderdate, smoked his weed and then left. He felt too awkward to say no.#Empowerment
He came over and fucked me while my conference call was on mute. Working from home is the best.
ANIME MEN ARE MAKING ME QUESTION MY SEXUALITY AGAIN
True life: I got so drunk that i took a shower with my clothes on at 4 am...
so let me get this straight you just stared at his boner all night?
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