I like to think it a success when the cops are called
Come on, video tape it. Take one for the team
She tags her boyfriend in all of her pictures on her heart...
we bought a duck. we're keeping him in our dorm room. don't ever try to tell me you've had a better freshman year than me.
Your lower body and my face have had way too much contact lately.
Do you think the neighbors will know I was the one giving out the penis shaped lollipops to the children?
you guys just sat there and simultaneously smoked bowls staring at each other... it was like a bowl off or something.
Whatever. That's why I am to be babied like a calf. I regret nothing.
Haha. Maybe he's one of those feminine men who fucks like a god then makes you fantastic crepes afterwards
I figured working in my office on the 34th floor I'd be safe railing xanax off my desk. Of course, I snort it just in time for the window washer guy to give me a thumbs up.
This is why we can never be together. Well that and we r married to other ppl but that's very minor detail compared to the coffee issue
just because you have a nice tits it doesn't make you a magic little snowflake.
So you broke your ribs while fucking? Dude you just got about 25% hotter.
how early is too early to start drinking over the gilmore girls revival
No ive been in the mountains getting high and baking cookies with a 4 year old
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