Sam Adams makes it so easy to keep track of the seasons.
the line for where the wild things are looks like radiohead had sex with an urban outfitters
Drinking mikes hard & watching the swan princess. i fucking LOVE college
should my penis look like a turkey
You should get with him and swear you have to use lambskin condoms. That'll test his veganism.
I gave him head and we watched Fashion Police. somehow it wasn't awkard.
Dude it started out with let's find some food and ended up with me getting a needle in the face
i just shaved my vag. i figure it gave me about ten more minutes to drink tomorrow.
that's like... drinking popov and saying its the worlds best vodka. you gotta try some others first. THERE SHOULD BE A MISS AMERICA PAGEANT. but like, mr penis. and they can do tricks and make unintelligent remarks and wear sparkly condoms.
It's a never ending cycle of men I've fucked knowing other men I've fucked. I need a new town.
I can't believe you big bird do not remember battling a shark last night it turned into a Pokemon battle and big bird over powered the shark
Also, I'm sat on the floor drinking cava because life is just not working for me tonight.
dude ur drinkin a beer not ta capri sun. lose the straw
Nothing like a little " am I gonna shit myself " to spice up the work day
Dude, i just watched a drag queen dropkick a motherfucker. this is a good night.
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