I had to stop messing around with him for fear of laughing in his face. I swear it was a pinky finger in his pants
Somehow he came on his own face...then he freaked out
get to allyx's house asap
Ok is everything ok
Yeah, theres just lesbians
omg yes on my way
...he tried to burn down someone's house once. ABORT ABORT ABORT
They play video games, go on acid trips, and in times of need, are willing to donate plasma together. COUPLE OF THE YEAR.
I NEED to see if his girl has a sister.
I know he is still a student. I am not asking if his being an underwear model makes it more ethical, just less prosocutable.
Dude, we apparently put a washing machine drum in that back of your truck with the full intention of making a bonfire in it.
I just had the best counseling appointment lets fucking rage
dude...i punched my best friend in the face, broke up with my girlfriend, and shit my pants.......now i don't know which one to take care of first.
I'm drinking with a guy who apparently blew my dog sitter.
I miss my teeeeeeeeth. They're in a bag in my hand.
I should not be able to sum up my life with a taco brand motto...
Oh, the accent alone guaranteed a bj. It was when he started drunkenly singing in PERFECT PITCH that I knew I was fucking him.
i think i left you like a 5 minute message about the mcchicken burger i was eating. I think I called wanting sex but the mcchicken burger was a lot more seducing.
I'm not saying it wasn't great. I'm just saying sleeping with a gassy, depressed,45 year old mother was a different experience. Would do it again though.
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