Most guys don't get turned on by "skinny, gangly legged girl with glasses laying in bed touching herself." You better start working on your diction if you're gonna keep up the sexting.
How much time is enough between masturbating and watching little bear?
he sent me a picture of his dick with a heart border around it
thanks for being my moral compass. and thanks for not always pointing north so i can be slutty and not feel bad about it.
Ur gonna wake up early as dick tomorrow to do some responsible shit but im the one up at 3 am right now cooking brats soaked in keystone light so fuck your falling asleep ass bitch
My catholic guilt is strong, but the alcohol is stronger.
Do you ever wonder what the men who we shamelessly objectify would think if they saw our texts in regard to them?
I'm not taking advice from anyone I've seen passed out naked at noon on the hood of a strangers car. Meaning you.
The bartender has no bra and is giving out free shots. Call mom I'm getting married.
You was so high that you insisted that you heard someone whistle, then you insisted they was trapped in the wall!
So in my DUI class I had to write down 3 people I'd call if I needed to talk and why...they all want to meet you now...
We told you to act sober so to prepare yourself you started doing squats and stretching then you slapped yourself and walked in
I'm the only person I know who could have actual sex and then dream about my vibrator.
I love you, and I just washed my hair in my work sink with handsoap.
Do it break your family into faction start a civil war
Randomize
