I need to talk to you about an important matter involving lesbians.
Pride was great cause we really can now appreciate how far we've come as gay people!
Doll, if you're still fucking strangers behind the WeHo Sonic while high on E then we've come as far as 2003...
We'll see haha. The cum didn't work...I just chewed the whole thing in a day.
I hope you meant gum...
i literally in my bathroom watching tv from across the hall while trying not to fall asleep with my dog keeping my feet warm. wednesday's shouldnt be like this
Dont even try and act like it wasn't you who made the sex tape of my dogs.
I just got my inseam measured in raffle tickets by a drag queen. Being fondled for charity is awesome.
Some great men died of syphilis. I accept your compliment.
Listen up tinkerbell, You're gonna come to the bar, hit on some fat chicks, and step up when I punch someone in the face.
I actually took a sword out of your hands. You were samurai slashing lemons to make chasers.
Just think Febushuary. A whole month of 70's esque bush! This is the dream
I'll come hang out with you guys later, but right now my parents aren't home and I have to take full advantage of being able to watch porn on full blast.
I found a briefcase foll of fireworks in my old bedroom...that's an appropriate thing to bring to a wedding, right?
Look man if you're looking for a voice of reason, you're talking to the wrong woman.
I just can't have sex in the car again. it's just too much
That dick was not the dick of a twenty year old
But I don't see you as the jesus riding a dinosaur with a machine gun type of guy
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