Watching NYC prep. Doing a shot everytime one of these d-bags flips his hair. I give it 10 minutes before alcohol poisoning set in.
dude i doubt hes gay
I CAUGHT HIM BEATING OFF TO MENS HEALTH!
Going to a party tonight. Sorority girls will be there. Primary goal of the night: make one cry. Secondary goal: become a father.
we have 69 mutual friends...i have to add her
Today's dinner table topic: the probablity of my dad turning gay if he ever left my mom.
We followed the campus tour around in a golf cart drinking PBR and blasting "Sexual Healing."
You are softly singing to the wall while slow dancing with it. I feel as though you should discontinue this behavior.
She cracked her neck before the blowjob and I knew shit just got real.
I feel like I just want to take a shot of jack, have sex, and shoot myself in the face. In that order exactly.
I think girls have an advantage in chugging contests. We know how to just open our throats.
actually there are like 49038098 people in the bathroom for no reason. Singing My Heart Will Go On and pseudo fighting.
This might be the worst thing you've ever done.
Really? I feel like I've done worse. Guess I gotta step my game up.
Okay so my roommate deals some drugs so whenever he leaves we can hook up, be ready
I didn't know I was the on call booty call damn
Look get the dick out ur mouth and answer the phone
He ate me out in the warehouse on a pallet of sunlight soap. I fucking love night shift!
Randomize
