As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
he's a bartender at a gay strip club. maybe he can work his magic. with getting u in, not gay magic.
I was so high I couldn't tell if they were goosebumps or herpes.
M WATCHING THE HISTORY CHANNEL AND IT SAID THAT WHEN THE LUST PART OF THE BRAIN IS ACTIVATED THE JUDGEMENT PART IS NOT. THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
Just tried to use the bottle of Sprite in my car as mouthwash to get the taste of puke out of my mouth- it's half vodka. Puked again. Thanks man.
I did too many shots and now a kitten is trying to eat my bagel.
You made a glowstick headband with a helium balloon tied around it and climbed a tree in high heels. I was impressed.
Ran out of plates, so I'm using my sociology notes. Looks like they will finally have a practical use.
This will always be remembered as the Christmas I had 15 Russians sing christmas carols to me at 130am alone in a gas station while I was stoned on pot brownies
Orientation leader success, day 1: incoming freshman just ate out his first sorority girl. I gave him a 7/10.
Well I'm half drunk in a green tutu at a chipotle. So pretty good parade.
Beer and Reeses. dinner of champions
Did I turn a man straight...??
Yes!
She dated an Australian guy or some dude with an accent. Normal guys don't stand a chance.
CHALLENGE ACCEPTED.
public service announcement: beginning at 10pm please text me at half hour intervals reminding me to keep my legs shut tonight. Note, this is not a drill.
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